Hello Wiley. This truck may be red white and blue, but it leaves me feeling green with nausea. How much Iraqi oil needs to be "freed" to feed this behemoth? -Pam Nelson (Lincoln NE)
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...As the huge debt created by mergers was added to the rising costs of making little but blockbusters, the risks of making a film forced the businessmen to be risk-averse, to play to the least critical audience: teen-age boys with disposable income. The problem is how to keep this average moviegoer -- male, 16 to 25, high school education at best, doesn't read books, gets his news from the 11 o'clock news if he bothers at all, never heard of Mussolini and thinks Korea is another part of downtown L.A. This pimply, oversexed slob with the attention span of a chicken -- how do we keep him awake and interested while staying awake and interested ourselves?
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